rxkat

Cant go fast if you go to slow.... pretty much sums up my life... being a mom, pharmacist and all around crazy person tires you out... welcome to my place to vent, share some funnies and things to make u think......enjoy!


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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch. Joan Rivers (via interiors-porn)

But a man who will do both for me….. quickest way to get me to lie down for him….

(Source: interiorsporn, via lucasandlogan)

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Sternberg’s Love Theory 

Sternberg’s Love Theory 

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fasheezy:

NATIONAL PENGUIN AWARENESS DAY

fasheezy:

NATIONAL PENGUIN AWARENESS DAY

(Source: entrylevelshawty, via allcreatures)

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dailyotter:

Via Rob.Baldwin

Love otters….. so playful!

dailyotter:

Via Rob.Baldwin

Love otters….. so playful!

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cindersk:

This is how times seems to move when I am with you.
Why can’t it just stop like it seems to do when you’re gone?

cindersk:

This is how times seems to move when I am with you.

Why can’t it just stop like it seems to do when you’re gone?

(Source: ladyinsins)

i think the twins are plotting against us…. they have been practicing their battle cries (ie. they have learned to screech for the fun of it) and have been having secret meetings under the cover of darkness (they are waking up hourly thru the night)

i guess this is pay back for making them try bannanas!

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i want this for the twins!!!!
ihatemyparents:

I am not even human I am a GUITAR MONSTER!

i want this for the twins!!!!

ihatemyparents:

I am not even human I am a GUITAR MONSTER!

(Source: imgfave)

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A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths; feels your fears but fortifies your faith; sees your anxieties but frees your spirit; recognizes your disabilities but emphasizes your possibilities. William Arthur Ward (via kari-shma)

(Source: kari-shma)



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almost as cute as my boys…..
thebigcatblog:

These sleepy Sumatran tiger cubs made their public debut in Frankfurt, Germany on May 25, 2011.
Photo credits: Boris Roessler/dpa/Corbis

almost as cute as my boys…..

thebigcatblog:

These sleepy Sumatran tiger cubs made their public debut in Frankfurt, Germany on May 25, 2011.

Photo credits: Boris Roessler/dpa/Corbis

the first two weeks….

of course, written days after the 2 week mark cause, really? when do i have time??? as it is i am typing one hand while colin sleeps in the other….

so, here it is…. the two week review of what mom and dad learned about taking care of twin newborn preemie boys…..

*they say every pregnancy is different…. at this point i am questioning if i actually had human babies, cause there isnt a single thing in this pregnancy that is even similar to my first with lil K.

*omg… the number of diapers we have used!

*desitin must be used in very small quanities…..do not dirty cake frosting the poor baby’s bottom!!!

*alex can pee 3 feet across the bed….hitting the cat!

*colin can shoot poo over 12 inches

*mama’s milk production facilities are on strike and working at half performance… causing the 7yo to dub the working facility as the “super-boobie”! Where is my cape? oh, that is right…. NO CAPES!!! (bonus points if you know which Disney movie that comes from)

*When in doubt, laughter is the only option! esp important when sleep deprived!

I know there are more, but again…. sleep deprivation and memory do not work well together! lol!

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daddy loves his boys!

daddy loves his boys!

(via pixarmovies)

I still cant believe they are here…..

A week ago today, i was tear filled and in pain, wondering how i was gonna make it a few more weeks carrying these boys…. never realizing that in a few more hours i would be at the hospital, pre-eclamptic, having an emergency c section, and waiting 27 long hours in recovery waiting to see the boys in the NICU. After all this, i still look at these two beautiful boys and wonder in amazement how they got here. They are so tiny but so big and healthy for twins. Alex is my calm and relaxed guy and Colin is my attention demanding wild boy…. i cannot wait to watch them grow and develop into wonderful individuals every moment of their lives.